Quotation from: Ulysses

Written by: James Joyce

BELLO: (SARCASTICALLY) I wouldn't hurt your feelings for the world but
there's a man of brawn in possession there. The tables are turned, my gay
young fellow! He is something like a fullgrown outdoor man. Well for you,
you muff, if you had that weapon with knobs and lumps and warts all over
it. He shot his bolt, I can tell you! Foot to foot, knee to knee, belly
to belly, bubs to breast! He's no eunuch. A shock of red hair he has
sticking out of him behind like a furzebush! Wait for nine months, my
lad! Holy ginger, it's kicking and coughing up and down in her guts
already! That makes you wild, don't it? Touches the spot? (HE SPITS IN
CONTEMPT) Spittoon!