Quotation from: Ulysses

Written by: James Joyce

VIRAG: (HIS FACE IMPASSIVE, LAUGHS IN A RICH FEMININE KEY) Splendid!
Spanish fly in his fly or mustard plaster on his dibble. (HE GOBBLES
GLUTTONOUSLY WITH TURKEY WATTLES) Bubbly jock! Bubbly jock! Where are we?
Open Sesame! Cometh forth! (HE UNROLLS HIS PARCHMENT RAPIDLY AND READS,
HIS GLOWWORM'S NOSE RUNNING BACKWARDS OVER THE LETTERS WHICH HE CLAWS)
Stay, good friend. I bring thee thy answer. Redbank oysters will shortly
be upon us. I'm the best o'cook. Those succulent bivalves may help us and
the truffles of Perigord, tubers dislodged through mister omnivorous
porker, were unsurpassed in cases of nervous debility or viragitis.
Though they stink yet they sting. (HE WAGS HIS HEAD WITH CACKLING
RAILLERY) Jocular. With my eyeglass in my ocular. (HE SNEEZES) Amen!